MARK ZUCKERBERG OWES ME
$500
and I have the emails to prove it
little lord cantcodeleroy
talentless hack
spineless little robot boy
Total Claimed as of May 2, 2026: $18,220.21
Live Audit of Damages:
$500.00
Principal obligation acknowledged by Meta (Oct 30, 2024)
$75.21
Statutory interest (10% APR / 549 days)
$50.00
Contractual late fee
$5,490.00
Compensatory damages for denial of access ($10/day)
$5,000.00
Emotional distress damages (Silencing/Humiliation)
$1,000.00
ADA statutory penalty (42 U.S.C. ยง12132)
$1,105.00
Litigation & Certified Mail expenses
$5,000.00
Punitive damages (Deterrence factor)
Exhibit A: Download the Receipts